Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
im on a boat
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