I want to have your abortion
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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