we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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