What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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