So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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