D3 body, D1 cock
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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