Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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