On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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