Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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