she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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