Say something about gay babies.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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