Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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