dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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