He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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