stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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