girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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