but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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