Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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