I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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