I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize