Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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