I'm gonna have a badass scar
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Found your dick twin last night
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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