it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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