That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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