I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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