More tranny stories later!
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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