the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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