another moral hangover. fuck.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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