well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
