New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
there was a trapeze. enough said
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
My bed smells like the plague
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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