Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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