I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
two words: eviction party
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Those nachos came to me in a dream
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
