I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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