Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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