ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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