She said her name was "party"
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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