scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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