apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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