I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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