what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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