3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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