There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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