hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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