physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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