I wanna passion pit in your ass
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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