..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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