Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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