You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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