I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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