i permit you to call me
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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