There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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