Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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