why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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