yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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