Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We don't watch enough power rangers
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Randomize
