Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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